Fart Squirrel

Over the summer my mom found that some animal dug holes/tunnels under our house. Eventually someone spied said animal and identified it as a hedgehog or woodchuck (big, brown, furry angry looking creature). Then my sister brought a trap over to the house and we ended up catching 3 small ones, 2 of which my brother-in-law took 30 miles away to be let go. The 3rd one died before he was able to come get it. Then all was quiet, until the morning of 9/9/22.

While my mom stood there in shock, I yelled that it was a SKUNK and that if it sprayed on her, she’d be bathing in tomato juice for a week. (Is that how you get rid of skunk smell?) When we told my sister, she just about died laughing… And sent her husband to just let it go. I hope it’s a smart example of its species and doesn’t get caught again. If not, there’s an increasing possibility that someone in my family will get a blast of one of nature’s special perfumes.

Weird shit I find

Yes, I think that should be a category.

I borrow books from the library. People use bookmarks in books. Some of these bookmarks are whatever these strangers happen to have around them that’s flat. I’ve already seen the grocery lists and library slips. And people are strange. You know where this is going. Today I opened up a comic book (yes, I read one once in a while) and found… This.

If anyone can figure out what ties all these together….